I’M SAILING!

I just discovered that What About Bob? was filmed in Virginia, at Smith Mountain Lake.  I would really love to go, but it’s four hours away, and one reaches it by way of something called the Jerry Falwell Parkway.

Tomato

http://www.mtvmusic.com/rem/videos/47249/crush_with_eyeliner.jhtml

Ngahh!

I’d need a different body type and a couple thousand dollars in order to wear this dress, but I have never been so in love with a fabric print.

Well, yeah, but…

[12:28] j: i had a dream last night that i was sleeping with and in love with will ferrell
[12:28] j: and his wife came home!
[12:28]m: ew
[12:28] m: aww
[12:28] j: i freq. have dreams that i’m sleeping with married men and the wife comes home!
[12:28] j: what could it mean?!
[12:29] fotomele: that you like boning?

You’re a vegetable.

Poor bastard.

Jahwohl

Late to the party.

Make sure they get your good side

In the great tradition of his ancestral tribe, Vlad adorns his face with litter dust, preparing for war.

More meldy soundalikes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caeen3FpqAM&feature=PlayList&p=BF4F88197A3A302A&index=0&playnext=1

and

Would you like some pinto beans/pinto beans/pinto beans?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3lTQljbKLw

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE

…thanks to S.