How novel.

After three plus years of verdancy.org, my output slowed considerably. (Shut it.) Doug’s frequent suggestion that I start a bl…a bl…something simpler to which to post lined up tidily with my realization that I have been spending money monthly for the privilege of not saying much at all.

Let’s update:

I’m three-months vegan and halfheartedly looking for a new job and I don’t know what to get anyone for the fucking holidays. (“Fucking holidays.” I enter time and attendance at work, and wish I was smart enough to subvert one of the leave categories to display that description, and then take ten days’ worth of them.) I’m grumpier, and more fiercely political. This morning I had a dream about Steve Carrell, which I consider to be the most glorious moment of the past several months.

I look like this now:

How have you been?