Hungry and curious.

Continuing a series of alphabetical, unedited lists of the autofill suggestions in my Firefox Google search box.

h

h&r block

half bakery

halloween store

hard candy movie

harlequin baby

hate rufus wainwright

hawaiian shirt

headache hunger

headaches diet

heather graham

hechts

heidi klum baby

hello kitty cassette

hershey pa

his dark materials

holly aiken

honda fit

hooah

hot topic

hover toy

hrc

hunger diet

hybrid cars

hypertrichiosis

hypoglycemia

Shopping again.

Continuing a series of alphabetical, unedited lists of the autofill suggestions in my Firefox Google search box.

g

gaara contacts

gabriel koerner

gama go

gap

garnier

gauge piercing gun

gay thelma

ge reflector 50 w

ghostbusters

g.i. joe

giahn

gingivitis

glurge

glycerine soap

gmail

gothic lolita

great southern tattoo

great zucchini

guapo’s shirlington

guava

guess

gutter punk

Obsess much?

Continuing a series of alphabetical, unedited lists of the autofill suggestions in my Firefox Google search box.

F

fabrick

facethejury

factory order toyota

fairfax county schools

fairuza balk

fake button

fake button vegan

fake leather button

famous clarinet

farenheit

father of a president son of a president

favicon

fcpl

fcps

fcuk

feline cardiomyopathy

firestone scam

first night

flying disc toy

fox

franconia elementary

frankie

fraught

frederick’s

french bulldog

ftm

furoshiki

Vaguely gothic

Continuing a series of alphabetical, unedited lists of the autofill suggestions in my Firefox Google search box.

E

earlobe stretching

earth shoes

easy mac commercials

eat jack o’lantern

ebert

ebony jewelwing

edgar allen poe gravesite

edmunds

eel

eight gauge lobe

eitm

elephant man

elephantiasis

encore channel

encore mystery

ephedra

eric foreman

espe

everybody everybody lyrics

ewa sonnet

excel

eyeliner

I on’t feel so good…

He has a broken paw, so we called a rehabber and took him to the vet. I named him Billy, like I name every other animal I meet. (Photo credit: Suzanne Malone)

I always say the wrong thing around kids.

 

 

1. “How did they make the doll look like you? Did you send a photo in to that look-alike company or…”

(Interrupting)”I don’t know, Santa made her.”

“I…oh.”

2. “I think I know the show you’re talking about, the one with all the rainforest animals. Are they puppets or guys in costumes?”

(Large-eyed frownface) “What? Puppets? They’re…puppets?”

Yeah, yeah

Continuing a series of alphabetical, unedited lists of the autofill suggestions in my Firefox Google search box.

D

d-cup

daddy long legs

daddy o’s

dalki

dare gorillaz

darkness thong

dc101 ballard

dclist

dead sea scrolls

debt-to-income

del ray dreamery

delia’s coupons

devacurl

devil horn

devon rex kittens

diane cluck

digestion facts for kids

dilletante

discovery store

dish soap hair dye

dissonance

distaste

dita von teese

divine

diy birdfeeder

dongchimi

dottore

dove

drea de matteo

dreadlocks

dreaming about someone who is dreaming about you

dub

dulles

dumb the game

No no no. Bed bed bed.

I’m taking care of a coworker’s guinea pig, bringing the sum total of mammals in my apartment, besides myself, to 5. I can’t get any sleep.

Or, much sleep. I did dream that I shared a boarding house in the 1930’s with a circle of pedophiles. And that Kelly Clarkson was a lesbian, and fond of me.

Internet as titillation, mall, diagnostic tool.

Continuing a series of alphabetical, unedited lists of the autofill suggestions in my Firefox Google search box.

C

career quiz

cat news

cat power

cat power nude as the news

cat tv

cat website

cathy schulman

cats apples

cdma

cell phone case

cell phone wraps

chanel

charlottesville

check expire

chemise

cherry patch ranch

chicken ranch

chinese laundry

christie brinkley

christmas kranks

chrome bags

chupa

clairol animal test

club wear

cluster headache

cluster shard

coca

cok

colonial beach, va

consumating

crack mouth corner

criss angel glass trick

criss angel pull apart

crystal city restaurant

currency converter

custom chairs office

cute overload

cvca

cyndi lauper

Ah oui?

Toady began the day with a self-inflicted poo mustache.