Noted.

CVS brand iron pills taste like the scent of an old yearbook.

Scent nearly always trumps taste. A good diet strategy.

If cats wore underwear my life would be more amusing and theirs more inconvenient.

Whoa

This morning’s dream was crazy and fantastical and sexy, and featured the phrase “Anais Nin. Poet. Author. Softball Coach.”

I rook tuff, wight?

My Grillz candy doesn’t fit so well.

Dead sexy.

Oh, eww.

At the grocery store, I saw someone I recognized from his job at another retail establishment: a douche-y guy in all black with too much silver jewelry. I couldn’t figure out why his tiny girlfriend carried the heavy basket, and then all six bags out into the parking lot. Then I realized she was wearing a collar and walking three steps behind. I imagine it’s fairly humiliating, and not in a hot way, to be the submissive of a man who works at Petco.