Recommendation:

Ocean Spray 100% Juice Cranberry & Blueberry blend. The smell itself will make you feel funny in the pants.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

Were I a werewolf:

Via ABC Family.

Fucking chest pangs.

My excuse is that I’ve only heard it while driving my gray car through gray weather and orange leaves, and only because I had the radio on, and only because it was unfamiliar to me, but it’s stupid and trite and I’m 27 years old.

Casino Royale – Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

This (no, not the Samuel L.) looks so much like G, it’s ridiculous.

(Aside: Je n’ai jamais compris des couples composés de chaud et de non chaud. Et maintenant, c’est mon mariage.)

House sucks this season. I’m getting better at crossword puzzles. (I need a challenger. Mele?) Sweezle is a really good name for cat. Take the preceding as a whole and you can tell I’ve been unemployed for a bit.