Stevie Starlight

Went to a drag show and forgot my real camera.

Sultry

Four out of five members of my household believe that the first thunderstorm of the season trumps Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

L’esprit d’escalier long.

“You look like the women in my nightmares, tonight.”

“Your nightmares?”

“The insanely hot ones who won’t fuck me.”

AND WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID HERE WAS: “That’s the difference between them and me.”

But I just blushed. I was fifteen years old.

Here I am.

Tonight Route 1 smells like flowering trees, Chinese food, and Krispie Kreme. Like spring, and the best kind of trouble.

Don’t play games with me.

I often say jeopardize when I mean monopolize. Makes for interesting sentences about, say, staplers. Or cake.

Foxy

I’m trying, for my own amusement, to grow a retro-bush. So far the results are less than impressive.