Staple gun
June 29, 2008
I succeed at speed, not accuracy.
Directive
June 29, 2008
Movies make me melancholy.
Sticky
June 26, 2008
Fresh from a conversation about the evils of high-fructose corn syrup, I’m still a hummingbird for orange soda this summer.
Ew.
June 8, 2008
Singing Bags 2 just looks like a bad tablecloth.
The Dinosaur and His Wife
June 7, 2008
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Plug
June 7, 2008
Oh, Snyder’s of Hanover Hot Buffalo Wing Pieces (Artificially Flavored Sourdough Hard Pretzel) you really are Bursting With Flavor. Had you more than 0g Trans Fat, I would still give you my steadfast love. Nnggmmm.
To: Obama. Re: VP
June 4, 2008
Don’tpickherdon’tpickherdon’tpickher!