What are you?!
September 30, 2008
I’m Batman.
(Shirt circa 1989.)
Tomorrow is October 1st, so as Halloween season begins in earnest, these photographs are only going to get sillier.
Before and after.
September 29, 2008
Sunday is posting day.
September 28, 2008
I never bothered to have a wedding album created, and now I never will. But I went through the discs the other day, and these made me laugh:
Doug as disapproving aunt.
Evidently this is the sort of thing I missed while I was getting dressed.
Oh. Ok.
Hiiiii Douuuugg.
(P.S. I married none of the men contained herein.)
Mamihlapinatapais
September 28, 2008
It’s not the mother of pinata peace, but something even better.
Predictably, they didn’t have my nose.
September 27, 2008
Three items.
September 25, 2008
1-
[22:08] j: i dreamt i was meryl streep
[22:08] m: oo
[22:08] j: and i had these magnificent breasts! huge and round!
[22:08] j: and i kept trying to get the help to touch them
[22:08] m: hahaha
[22:08] m: you already have nice knockers
[22:08] j: blush
[22:09] j: well these were like. spherical.
[22:09] j: with tight little nipples
[22:09] j: it was kind of hot
2- (On walking past a talking dead-guy decoration on display at Michael’s)
Four-year-old child: Why did they put that there? To scare me?
Mom: Yep!
Child: Because that’s what Halloween’s all about!
Mom: That’s right!
Jenn: (Sniffle)
3-
Ohh yeahhh! Or: Tried a 60s eye with middling success
September 24, 2008
Apropos
September 22, 2008
I broke open the cookie, and the fortune read: “Accept the next proposition you hear.” ReadyGO!
Love
September 21, 2008
I love it when the Chinese food delivery man calls me Lady.
I love that the new mattress store down the street is called Sleepy’s. It’s as if I opened a business.
I love that there is a new movie in theatres that is set in 18th century Europe, even if it does star Keira Knightley. I will see anything featuring a set of panniers. (Lookit the panniers on that broad!)
I love that autumn came again. It has a way of doing that, but I never take anything for granted.
I won’t tell anybody.
September 17, 2008
I was thinking about the stereotype of slutty Halloween costumes tonight, and the concept of Sexy Morrissey tm made me laugh.
Plus, this song has been in my head all month.
