NEW FAVORITE ANIMAL (today)

http://www.arkive.org/pallass-cat/otocolobus-manul/image-G24996.html?offset=0px

Reach out

Pick up your fruit cleaver

I’ll make you a believer

Stating the obvious

Chinese Democracy is unlistenable, except for “Chinese Democracy.”

I JUST BLEW YER FREAKIN’ MIND

Dr. Maplewood from Happiness = Owen from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Easily perturbed?

The other day a coworker tried to indicate something was creepy…but started humming the theme from Jeopardy, not the theme from The Twilight Zone. I clenched my fists so hard I thought my knuckles would pop through the skin.

Misheard lyrics

Cardigans, “Lovefool”–”Reason will not heed two solutions/I will end up lost and Confucian”

Danzig, “Mother” –”All about two Frito Lays/and if you wanna find hell with me…”

AFI, “The Prayer Position”–”OH, ZAPATISTAS!”

Matryoshka dolls

People complain about Northern Virginia, but I quite like living in a small community in a fair-sized county in a mini-metropolis. The stern lady who took my voter card was the same stern lady who sold me jam at Mount Vernon.

I love a good reference.

Regina_Spektor-on-the-radio.mp3

“Your hat, sir”

S’funny cause it’s his BUTT! 20 years later, I finally understand the source of my sense of humor.

Hollow wean

You come over without a costume, we post less-than-flattering photos of your face!

So after work, mania, Chinese,Gremlins, half a lollipop and a 3-6 a.m. discussion of macrobiology and lip rings, that’s over. A fitting, if unexpected, end. The last costume of the season, unless I find something on clearance (always room for a November Surprise.) Now we begin the garish red-and-green descent into Overrated Holiday.