I laughed. Lots.
February 21, 2009
Yewwww-ho
February 20, 2009
Stupid fucking catchy god damned song. Worst lyrics ever; can’t turn it off when it comes on the radio. Fuck.
http://www.mtvmusic.com/kings_of_leon/videos/278138/sex_on_fire.jhtml
Don’t ask.
February 19, 2009
I dreamt that That Dumb Bitch tried to anger me by building an underground salad dressing factory. But I found a lawyer wearing a jacquard waistcoat, and we had her successfully prosecuted under the Subterranean Viscous Fluids Act.
I dreamt that I was dating President Obama. “We could go to a movie!” “I can’t do that, for many reasons.”
Sticky song
February 12, 2009
Yeah, baby, she’s got it.
February 8, 2009

Misanthropy at work. Literally.
February 4, 2009
“For the new space, would you prefer long counters, or desks?”
“Desks. I don’t want to sit next to my neighbor.”