I laughed. Lots.

February 21, 2009

Yewwww-ho

February 20, 2009

Stupid fucking catchy god damned song. Worst lyrics ever; can’t turn it off when it comes on the radio. Fuck.

http://www.mtvmusic.com/kings_of_leon/videos/278138/sex_on_fire.jhtml

Don’t ask.

February 19, 2009

I dreamt that That Dumb Bitch tried to anger me by building an underground salad dressing factory. But I found a lawyer wearing a jacquard waistcoat, and we had her successfully prosecuted under the Subterranean Viscous Fluids Act.

I dreamt that I was dating President Obama.  “We could go to a movie!” “I can’t do that, for many reasons.”

Sticky song

February 12, 2009

Yeah, baby, she’s got it.

February 8, 2009

0205091348

“For the new space, would you prefer long counters, or desks?”

“Desks. I don’t want to sit next to my neighbor.”