jennitive

This is where I say things, now.

jennitive — Thu, 26 May 2011 18:48:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/#!/bunnifred

Pillowview

jennitive — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 21:59:53 +0000

Short Round

jennitive — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:49:55 +0000

“…and I’m bored”

jennitive — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 17:36:14 +0000

Axl Rose is a looming archetype for me, because Appetite for Destruction came out when I was 7. At the time I bought it, I used a green crayon to mark out all the “fuck”s in the liner notes, and I assumed that the Nighttrain was a means of vehicular conveyance and that Mr. Brownstone was a pesky human neighbor.

He’s weird and violent and I miss wondering where he is, rather than seeing the results of piled-on years. But I dream I AM him, with regularity, and want to meet him as badly now as I did in 1987.

Vote, baby, vote

jennitive — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 21:04:57 +0000

Philanthropist that I am, I hot-glued myself a Lady Gaga costume in order to win my sister tickets to the Gaga show in DC this month. VOTE HERE FOR ME:

http://hot995.clearcontests.com/front/image_contest2.asp?s=A6889271C4BCB3A3557BA5BEA5B19D84939EB49BB6B4678DD1CF8B998EAFA6BDBD777CA6CCC6C2BCA1897D615E7C738E8A50BEAA97756A787993C2AD9171786175ADBE788389646A716C8D817A84A487A28A765E

Fascinating

jennitive — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 20:04:22 +0000

http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=pubes%2C+boobs&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=0&smoothing=3

What the hell was going on circa 1880?!

Nana nananana

jennitive — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:51:47 +0000

Lydia, age 7, on J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold”: “I don’t like this song very much. It reminds me of leprechauns.”

Come Autumn, it’s time for New Wave.

jennitive — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 17:49:18 +0000

OTHO!

jennitive — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:29:30 +0000

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

In Beetlejuice, there’s an Otholike figure in the blacklight background, in the waiting room for the dead, while Adam and Barbara are talking to Juno. Ghostotho. Sniff.

The jokes write themselves.

jennitive — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:16:41 +0000

I hate (most of) the GOP. I make fun of (most of the) GOP. But this war on babies is beyond anything I could have imagined.