Jenn Misreads a Headline, or, I Wish I Was Making This Up

March 14, 2006

Jenn: “Yeah, they found Mad Cow disease in Alabama.”

Boss: nods in acknowledgement.

Jenn: “I guess it’s going to affect the beer supply.”

Boss: looks quizzical.

Jenn: “Or wait…maybe they said BEEF supply?”

Boss: begins to shake.

Jenn: “WELL THEY USE ANIMAL ENZYMES TO PROCESS ALCOHOL AND…”

Boss: can’t breathe. Can’t breathe for the red-faced, vein-pulsing laughter.

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One Response to “Jenn Misreads a Headline, or, I Wish I Was Making This Up”

  1. CmeChilln said

    Did you just say some is going to affect the beer supply.

    Wait i reread it and you said beef.

    Wheeeeww!!!

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