Open Letter to Nelly Furtado

May 22, 2006

Remember when you were like a bird? And you wanted to fly away? That was annoying. Annoying, but cute. All these years later, what exactly compelled you to prance around the SNL stage, looking like an under-hormoned MTF transexual doing a poor impersonation of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas? This is not a rhetorical question.

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