7 a.m.

May 31, 2008

I just dreamt that I was a socialite/starlet/media whore a la Hilton or Ritchie. It was my birthday and I made a big entrance in a gold dress, but then discovered that I had forgotten to pencil in the eyebrow above my right knee(!?) So the emcee, Cedric-the Entertainer-but-really-this-guy-from-work and I did a long dialogue from the teleprompter while I fixed it behind the podium. The script was a synopsis of Beavis and Butthead Do America, in Slovak.

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