Wearing heavy eye makeup makes my eyes water which makes me sad.

Toby likes my jokes.

July 30, 2010

You know, in the vein of Imogen Heap or La Roux. WTF.

14 years later.

July 10, 2010

I just realized that when  Michael Stipe wanted to “practice (his) T-Rex moves,” he was probably referring to the band, and not the dinosaur.

FWAH

July 3, 2010

For 25 years, I thought Goombas from the original Super Mario Brothers had white beards. Ryan informs me that white parts are stalks. The internet does not disprove his opinion. My mind hurts.

June 16, 2010

Dreams really are brief, in terms of real time. This morning I spent the day in an 18th century funhouse from the alarm clock at 8:30 to the car alarm at 8:35.

Unhhh

June 14, 2010

This song is torture.  Over and over my cerebral cortex prepares to be satisfied, but at no point will Biggie come in.

Local cemetery, wtf?

May 26, 2010

Every year the same Burma-Shave-style signs sit in front of the fence, in this order:

Memorial Day

Avenue of Flags

Wall of Rembrance

Remember the Fallen

Great Prizes!